found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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