Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
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Tyler.Stinson.
SELENA GOMEZ IS HOTTTTT
like hannah montana or the jonas brothers..
12:33 Billy Ray would insist on watching that and critiquing her performance
Selena sucks. So does Miley.
11:09 And are you proud you can't spell "you're"?
10:45 I'd say your mum failed but I know she swallowed. Thank fuck I'm not your dad...
whoever wrote this is probably the same age as selena gomez so its not pedo,..note the grow stache
Step 4 is likely going to jail and being raped repeatedly by the general population for being a pedderass...She is what 12?
Oh Columbus, I fucking love you.
I would eat Miley's ass, no questions asked.
Selena Gomez is so much better than Miley Cyrus on so many levels.
Selena gomez is hot! Screw you anyone who says otherwise!
It's 16 in NC(woohoo!) but it differs from state to state...someplaces its 14...gross..
As long as Step 4 involves slowly torturing and murdering Robert Pattinson for being the biggest douchebag alive, I'm cool with it.
Yo if step four involves nailing her u can hit me up
Old enough to pee, old enough for me... wait... that came out wrong.
11:09 Stop fucking pedophiles. Problem solved.
If they are bleeding they are breeding
i better as hell be involved in step 4 as well selena gomez is the hottest girl of the planet!
10:22- there was no 9:47 GG
Please post your address. Tha party van needs to know where to set up...
Legal age is 16 in the uk ;)
isnt the consent age 16?
My friend thinks she's cute. I, however, think she looks like a lollipop. And high five to 8:55! Whooooo!
how do we know that the OPs arent like 16 or 17?
O_o 3:56 you are soooo screwey.
Step Four: ... Step Five: PROFIT!
Step 6, shave moustache, make scrapbook of experience, leave to kids in will
10:37 shes 17. she turned 17 last week so one more year
Ill steal her boyfriend Taylor Lautner <3 Beautiful plan my friend.
2:18.. why do you know that?
selena is 17 and not all ppl who post are over 18
And how do you know they arent like. Seventeen? You don't even know how old the people who sent the texts are. So, they might not even BE pedophiles.
THERE had better be fucking involved in step four. /fixed
10:34 great movie quote
I'm pretty sure fucking was meant as an adverb describing involved, not as a verb, making the text correct in the first place
10:22 - your mom failed when she didn't flush you down the toilet
if there is grass on the field...
9:47 - You fail at failing.
She's 16 and she could get it in 2 more years once she's legal.
out of all people, why selena gomez?!
step 4 should be killing her
She is small and ugly.
Age of consent is 17 in Texas!
if there isn't grass on the field...play in the mud. that's a joke...obviously.
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