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(614): View more from Ohio

Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.

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I had better be fucking involved with step four.

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(708): View more from Illinois

The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking

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(613): View more from Ontario

do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?

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not a thing

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walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom

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(434): View more from Virginia

you would not believe what I got pierced last night...

(540): View more from Virginia

son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.

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