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  his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

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  did it work

  (573): View more from Missouri

  that's not the point...

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• 573 is Farmington. An hour south of St.Louis...I'm proud to say this is my home town

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:27am

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• This worked on me. Pizza = my fav food. And I like to fuck. I also like people who are upfront about shit and don't beat around the bush. So this line is a win, win, win for me. Ha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:25pm

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• I had pick up line contests at school and I Swear this line worked EVERY time

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:23pm

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• Thank goodness, another "that's not the point" text! Oddly i've never sent/received a text saying this or "please come get me". oh tfln, you tricky devil!

  Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 17, 10 at 7:14pm

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  • You think that's overused? I've only seen a few of them. And really, what do you expect - there's only so many ways to send a text message detailing your crazy experiences with sex or recreational intoxicants.

    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 7:42pm

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• What's wrong? You don't like fuckin PIZZA?!?!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:03pm

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• Rats - in TN at the moment. TX next week though.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:10pm

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• Yeah Mizzou!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:15pm

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• I bet he picked up something else if she wad that easy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:17pm

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  • Like a condom?

    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 7:47pm

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    • like herpes

      Submitted by St00byD00 on Feb 18, 10 at 1:28pm

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• Omg who wants to fuck tht bad

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:53am

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• Never let it be said that you're not a girl who knows what she wants.

  Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 7:51pm

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• Fuck soviet Russia jokes, helluh played out now

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:14pm

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• Straight forward is the way to go.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:48pm

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• 7:06 sure - where are you?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:07pm

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• STFU 10:16 I said that first u dick! "yadonsaythat!"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:19pm

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• 2:27, 573 is most of missouri outside stl. we only have three area codes in this state, not counting kc.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:22pm

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• STOP POSTING FAKE SHIT

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:49am

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• Fuck u for using "helluh"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:09pm

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• This is from my new haircut vol. 2 on YouTube. "Wanna get a pizza and fuck? What's the matter..you don't like pizza?"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:47am

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• Women are such fucking whores. I love it. :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:20am

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• Qqqcs

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:43am

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• Mizzou ehh?

  Submitted by Poop_Rocks on Feb 17, 10 at 7:19pm

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• This some White honkie shitiit y'all know nuggets luv them fried chicken from pop eyes

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:32am

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• In soviet Russia we just ask to fuck, no need for pizza

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:04pm

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• 10:22....broslikethissite.com? Love your style.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:57am

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• BEST PICKUP LINE EVARRRR!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:36pm

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• What? You don't like fuckin pizza?

  Submitted by dkallday on Feb 18, 10 at 3:29am

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• Texas

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:08pm

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• Can someone please pound my pussy?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:06pm

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  • only if youre hot and not a dude

    Submitted by St00byD00 on Feb 18, 10 at 1:29pm

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• classy... lol

  Submitted by sydmarqu3z on Feb 18, 10 at 10:30pm

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• I can't believe he used a Return of The Browsku line and it worked. That chick is a fucking whore.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:03pm

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• 314=st louis. REPRESENT!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:17pm

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• the best pick up line is "nice fuck let's Fuck.@

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:38am

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• In Communist Cuba pick up lines Fuck you!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:28am

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• I'm gonna test it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:57pm

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• What you don't like fuckin pizza?!??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:21pm

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• Like dj jazzy Jeff. Wanna get some fried chicken and let's get busy.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:20am

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• Now that is a man I would like to marry.

  Submitted by lovebugnurrug on May 25, 10 at 3:50pm

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• What. You don't like no fucking pizza?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:57pm

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• hahaha ive used this before is she says no...then you say what you dont like fucking pizza?

  Submitted by gtyj2 on Feb 17, 10 at 10:49pm

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• Where in Texas

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:22pm

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• That's an old pick up line

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:41pm

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• that was from the "new Haircut pt2" on YouTube ... Broski!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:00pm

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• In Soviet Russia pussy pounds you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:07pm

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  • I believe they call that "cowgirl", actually.

    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 7:46pm

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• I would love too

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:09pm

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• First!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:05pm

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• Fort lenordwood whores...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:29pm

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• I have used this line forever. Absolutely aweome when they know the next part and say, "im not hungry"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:12pm

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• I remember my last beer.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:24am

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• What u don't like pizza?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:33pm

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• Go Mizzou beat Texas by 7 woooooot

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:39pm

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• I love white girls...love them

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:34pm

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• Fuck her or the pizza?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:29pm

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• Lmao! @ 7:14

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:18pm

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• I remember my first beer,

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:16pm

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• Too easy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:15pm

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• 573 = mizzou lol

  Submitted by ansr3d on Oct 20, 10 at 9:58pm

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• I remember my first beer

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:09am

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• I swear assholes just post shit they hear Commics say on TV and try to pass it off like a text get over yourselfs ur not funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:14am

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• Nice way to stay classy stl girls. -_-

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:19pm

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  • Actually, St. Louis isn't in the 573 area code...\nThis is probably someone from Columbia.

    Submitted by abcd52 on Feb 18, 10 at 12:09am

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    • never mind, you're probably referring to the 314

      Submitted by abcd52 on Feb 18, 10 at 12:11am

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      • 573 is the Columbia area code

        Submitted by BlackMamba24 on Nov 30, 10 at 6:25pm

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• Lolhahaha greatest line ever!!

  Submitted by Arechii on Jun 22, 11 at 12:54am

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• this guys obvs a fucking bro king because he knows all slampieces want is food and sex. bros are the shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:22pm

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• yeah missouri! keeping it classy.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:10pm

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• 6:32. Dumb blacks hahahaha. How can't you afford anything but you are all at popeyes??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:17pm

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• i totally think i know who this was lmfao!!!! what r the odds?

  Submitted by rollasucks on Feb 24, 10 at 2:18am

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• I remember my first beer

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:30am

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