Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Operation Purity has been aborted
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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