i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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