I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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