i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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