i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
