Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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