we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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