My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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