is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He's a Shit stain on my heart
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
