Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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