remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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