I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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