Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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