Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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