some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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