I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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