Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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