Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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