so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I would fuck him just for his dog
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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