I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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