i just wanna soil my oats bro
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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