Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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