im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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