I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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