A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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