I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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