NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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