in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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