u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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