It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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