explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I just gift wrapped bread.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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