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(775): View more from Nevada

Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(

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(727): View more from Florida

He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.

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(530): View more from California

Those balls look pretty dangerous.

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(805): View more from California

found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.

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(407): View more from Florida

Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.

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(813): View more from Florida

he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there

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(810): View more from Michigan

Found a pint glass in my snow pants.

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(705): View more from Ontario

So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.

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(516): View more from New York

Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet

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