so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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