is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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