Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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