thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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