Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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