I didn't shave. On purpose
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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