She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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