Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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