I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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