so she farted big deal get over it.. if a guy did that it would be no big deal. And if u really didn't want to sleep with her because she wasn't attractive enough for u then why did u lead her on? ur an ass. It's not all about the looks guys so get over yourselves.
"fail...the first thing i do at any party i plan to get smashed at is mark the girl that is cute before i'm shitfaced with a sharpie on the wrist and check when i'm shitfaced for the mark...no mark no go"
that's classic!
screw pretending to be asleep! if i heard that i would've jumped up and been like "shh! did you hear that?" (with a serious look on my face) and then go back to pretending to be asleep! lol
oh my god. THAT WAS ME. I'm dead serious. I swear on my mother's life. ... I don't know which is the saddest. 1) admitting to that. 2) swearing about something so stupid on my mothers life or 3) doing it to begin with.
I think "and then she farted" could be added to any text to makre it funny. Everybody end every text you sned in the next week with "and then she farted"and let's see how many get posted.
This must be about a girl name Amy in the masters program at USC... who is clingy and has abandoment issues. you have been warned.. shes crazy... but can deep throat a cock like a pro!
fail...the first thing i do at any party i plan to get smashed at is mark the girl that is cute before i'm shitfaced with a sharpie on the wrist and check when i'm shitfaced for the mark...no mark no go
"so she farted big deal get over it.. if a guy did that it would be no big deal. And if u really didn't want to sleep with her because she wasn't attractive enough for u then why did u lead her on? ur an ass. It's not all about the looks guys so get over yourselves."
are you one of those girls? are you ugly?
This is obviously a woman... Don't take away from this brilliant text, if you are going so deep into it as to ask why lead her on etc... You have missed the point and comedic value of this text and this website entirely.
This is obviously a woman... Don't take away from this brilliant text, if you are going so deep into it as to ask why lead her on etc... You have missed the point and comedic value of this text and this website entirely.
This girl isn't at all British, by any chance? Probably not, only it's the kind of thing we do all the time over here (the attractive ones too, not just the trolls), just wondered...
WOW, ARE YOU SURE IT WAS A FART THAT YOU SMELLED, IT COULD HAVE BEEN HER FERFUME! ONE TIME I GAVE A DRUNK WOMAN A REDE TO HER HOME AND SHE TOOK A PEE ON MY TENNIS SHOES TURNING THEM YELLOW.
this is freaking hilarious, but it's interesting to me how no one feels bad for this girl... at all. i mean that's never happened to me, but god i'd feel like a fucking piece of shit. damn. lol
If you don't wanna do her just tell her that you're not drunk enough. That way you get to be a royal ass and she will almost always think you meant that you were too drunk. Classic.
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