let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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