he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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