you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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