Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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