On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I will die if light touches me.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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