oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
false alarm, still single
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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