Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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