i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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