Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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